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Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

Proving that comedy can be found even in bad situations, here are some of our favorites from a recent list on Twitter

Hey girl, I’m not a doctor and you don’t have health care…but I’ll check you out any time. #ShutdownPickupLines


Baby, I let the government shut down, so I could spend the whole day with you. #ShutdownPickupLines

You’re essential to me. #ShutdownPickupLines

You can see the rest here.


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